The top listener of Dr. Dre on last.fm is named IAmTheCunt.

Personally, I think he's terrible, like, in a hallucinogenic, panic inducing way, but if he were singing in Spanish, I would find him so amazing.

Currently I am reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, a giant book with two large swastikas, one on the front and one on the back. I am sure this does wonders for sales, but it does not advertise itself well. Awkwardnesses abound:

"So I was reading Rise and Fall today while listening to Abba."
"The swastika is on the bookshelf next to the bong."

While working at Baskin-Robbins, I take the book out sideways and leave it open when I'm serving customers so they don't see my blond hair and forget to tip.

Help! All I want to do is learn about history, but it's turning my life into a protracted nazi joke that I can't stop telling despite whatever objections of taste I may have and I still have over a thousand pages to go.

Ode to a Balloon
(Not Another) Ode to a Balloon
(Not Another) Ode to a Large Red Thing
8/21/07

Oh pretty balloon
Rising like kittens
Claw
Or bats lick
We swing in pretty
Pendulous terror
But you are a pretty
Balloon
And I like the feeling
Of string in my hand
More than metal or plastic
Balloon is nicer than mountain
More talkative than Rachel
Funner than walking a trapeze
I could have two and I wouldn't
Really mind

How many french fries can you feed a dolphin before he dies?
How many kisses do you have to give him to bring that dolphin back to life?
Where is the world's smallest kitten?
How many extra rows of teeth can the human mouth fit?

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